People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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