summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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