Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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