with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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