Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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