why didn't you poke me back
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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