They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Randomize
