My brain says no but my pants say off.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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