10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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