why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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