I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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