The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
