She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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