so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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