Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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