Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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