So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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