thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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