google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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