You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
