The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we made out on top of his cat.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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