It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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