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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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