then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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