Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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