love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
