wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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