Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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