i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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