Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you will always have a special place in my vag
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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