Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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