wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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