k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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