well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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