I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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