You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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