im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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