so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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