Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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