Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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