Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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