the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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