I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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