It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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