Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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