I just made out with a guy for $7.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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