I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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