couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
A+ Viking dick
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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