College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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