The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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