I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Farmville is her only friend.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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